Saturday, December 12, 2015

Overall I don't think 2015 was a very good year. Because one reason is because Donald trump decided to run for president and some people actually like him. And  Isis popped up in 2015 so that wasn't a good thing. But for myself nothing really that great happened to me this year. I just try to get though school without losing my mind. I guess one good thing that happened is that i grew a lot taller so now i am at least an average height. So i guess in general 2015 was a year that nothing really great happened and it was just ok.
I really never like playing in the snow because snow is wet and and cold but if i did have unlimited snow building power i would probably build a big fort so i could live in that because as long as i build it somewhere where it never gets above freezing i could totally live in that snow fort. snow acts as great insulation and i would never have to pay taxes on my house. Plus if anything on my house starts failing a part i could just go outside and get some snow and patch up my house.

Friday, December 4, 2015

So last Friday i was doing some homework in Ms Hudson. Because she assigns dumb grammar packet and they're hard. So she had to run to the teachers lounge to grab a drink and i decide to go on a adventure. So i move a book shelf and found a trapdoor so i slowly opened the trap door. It creaked and dust went ever. Next thing i know i heard a voice say Welcome To Walmart!!So it turns out the teachers have an entire Walmart under the school with employees and ever. So first thing i did was go to the deli and eat a sandwich. After i lived happily ever after.    

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

If i could design a parade in my honor i would probably make it like 1 mile long and make all the floats have candy because candy is boss. Also i would have big inflatable balloon of a tank and then i would have no marching bands because they are too loud. Also Tom Cruise would be there and so would Elvis because Elvis is not dead he is hiding out in Africa with Micheal Jackson and Paul Walker. Also several of the floats would throw out money to the crowd mostly to me then i will be rich and be able to continue my plans for world domination.

Friday, November 13, 2015

I didn't really have that many thorns this week because this week was very boring but the highlight of my week were that i had a Spanish test on Thursday that was really hard. Also basketball practice started this week so i im pretty excited about basketball season starting but the first practices are kinda boring because Mr Davis is teaching all the freshman all of the plays and i know them all already so it is pretty boring  but soon all the freshman will know the plays so practices will get more fun so that is ok.

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Today im going on a trip to sam's mind where in there will think my favorite color is clear and i like cookies. Also i bet sam's perception of the world is way different then mine. First off i am way smarter than sam so i will probably lose some IQ points but what the heck. Sam probably would see the world as pretty bland but she probably see me in her mind and goes wow that's the coolest person i have ever seen, he is really handsome to. After while i would probably get bored after a while because sam's mind is probably very boring.

Thursday, October 29, 2015

If i were a ghost i would probably not be happy because when your ghost you cant eat and that would be a very sad thing. But if i had to be a ghost i would probably creep people out by haunting houses and stuff like that.Also i would probably go to the white house and chill with Abe Lincoln because i hear his ghost still hangs out in one of the white house bedroom. I would also probably go to Rome and hangout with some gladiators like maximus or something. But i would probably get bored and watch a bunch of ghost nexflix.

Friday, October 23, 2015

If i got magic genie i would wish that Rylan got a genie that granted wishes to me.Then i would would kidnap Rylan and make him wish for good stuff for me. I would also wish that Rylans quotes   never got on ms hudson magical sheet of quotes. I would also wish that Mrs hudson would stop giving us grammer.So then i would never have to do any grammer again in ms hudsons class. Then with my free time in mrs hudsons class we would do something different like play tanki or something cool like that.So thats what i would do.

Friday, October 16, 2015

I believe there is no set place called home. I believe home is any place were you can eat and sleep while being safe. Home is also where your family is. So pretty much i consider any place where i am safe to be called home. For example if i went to mars and i was allowed to bring a friend or a pet a long and i had a comfortable bed along with me and i would be safe i would have no second thoughts about my home back in Illinois. So that is what home means to me.
I think Waldo is at Belgium. I hear he really like Belgium waffles and cold weather. I also heard once that NASA hired him for a top secret mission where he went to mars to find organic life forms and stumbled upon an entire alien city where the aliens experimented on him and gave him the power to turn invisible. When Waldo got back to earth he used his superpowers to fight crime and create childrens books. He took down many criminals like osama bin ladin and kim jong un.  But believe the Belgium story more than any other one.
I imagine loki in high school being that akward emo kid. Also i think Loki was jealous of thor his older brother. Loki was probably in Spanish club and he probably skipped class a lot to hang with ice giants. Also i bet Loki was a rebel and never did his homework. He also did a lot of pranks and turned his form into teacher form and dismissed the class before it even started. During parent teacher conferences he turned into his dad so he would not get in to trouble with his parents. Also i bet he was a super senior for 5 years.  

Thursday, October 8, 2015

If i could go back in time and see teachers as teenagers it would be probably really weird. Ms Hudson i imagine would be like a goth chick and read a lot of books about death and hang out in graveyards and stuff. Mrs R would probably listen to a lot of n sync and sit around and do math problems all day. Mr Fahs probably played basketball a lot and hung up regional banner everywhere. Ms Devlin probably talked in Spanish a lot and hung out with cats and named them after famous authors. that is probably what the teacher were like in High school.

Thursday, October 1, 2015

If a zombie apocalypses broke out the first place i would go is to smittys house. So Micheal would pick Rylan up and me and Rylan would sit in the back of the truck and shoot zombies. Then when we get to smittys we will fortify his house and build zipline between trees to make for an easy escape. Then we would hunt and fish for food. And if any zombies come close we put tanerite  in location were the zombies would come in and then we would blow them up. Then once in a while we would go into town and loot some buildings.

Friday, September 11, 2015

I would not reread any chapters of my life because my younger years were very lame. But my future would totally look cool because in 20 year i am gonna be richer than Bill Gates. I am gonna get ricjer than Bill Gates by inventing a machine that you can rewatch your dream after you've slept. With all my money i would buy several gold Bugatti's and buy a huge house and have a hot tub because hot tubs are freakin cool. Also i would probably get a private jet thats the size of a Boeing 747 because it would be just like a flying house and it would be cool.

Friday, August 28, 2015

Most of the stereotypes about teenager are true. For most teenager. But one of the myths that teenager don't do is kick old people.  Us teenager have somewhat of a respect for old people because they lived in an age with out technology that was interesting. like their main source of entertainment was slapping each other with sticks. Also not all of us do drugs. Only some of us.  Also I think old people think we are addicted to technology, which is true but is that such a bad thing. Because in the future everything is going to be control by computers so we might as well get use to it now.  

Thursday, August 20, 2015

There is nothing i am looking forward to this year because it is school. All i am trying to do is survive this school year. because school is terrible. The only thing i am looking forward to is the basketball season because i like basketball and it is not all that terrible. But otherwise i got a lot of hard classes and hard classes are terrible. Also my pe class has a lot of people so you can barely move with out getting run over by a mob of people. So that is my list of things that about school that are completely random and boring.