I am a very witty person. All of my comebacks are straight fire and I roast the person so hard they never talk smack again. When I am at home,my sibling are always hiding because they are afraid of the roasting that is bestowed upon them when I find them. It always helps if you use words like "what are thoseeeee" and "your mom" and a classic "your face". Here's an example, lets say Miss Hudson comes up to me and says "your writing is so horrible im gonna have to fail you" and I say "well your face is horrible and what are thoseeee". There you are now an expert at roasting people but remember great power comes with great responsibility.