If i could design a parade in my honor i would probably make it like 1 mile long and make all the floats have candy because candy is boss. Also i would have big inflatable balloon of a tank and then i would have no marching bands because they are too loud. Also Tom Cruise would be there and so would Elvis because Elvis is not dead he is hiding out in Africa with Micheal Jackson and Paul Walker. Also several of the floats would throw out money to the crowd mostly to me then i will be rich and be able to continue my plans for world domination.

I didn't really have that many thorns this week because this week was very boring but the highlight of my week were that i had a Spanish test on Thursday that was really hard. Also basketball practice started this week so i im pretty excited about basketball season starting but the first practices are kinda boring because Mr Davis is teaching all the freshman all of the plays and i know them all already so it is pretty boring  but soon all the freshman will know the plays so practices will get more fun so that is ok.

Today im going on a trip to sam's mind where in there will think my favorite color is clear and i like cookies. Also i bet sam's perception of the world is way different then mine. First off i am way smarter than sam so i will probably lose some IQ points but what the heck. Sam probably would see the world as pretty bland but she probably see me in her mind and goes wow that's the coolest person i have ever seen, he is really handsome to. After while i would probably get bored after a while because sam's mind is probably very boring.

If i were a ghost i would probably not be happy because when your ghost you cant eat and that would be a very sad thing. But if i had to be a ghost i would probably creep people out by haunting houses and stuff like that.Also i would probably go to the white house and chill with Abe Lincoln because i hear his ghost still hangs out in one of the white house bedroom. I would also probably go to Rome and hangout with some gladiators like maximus or something. But i would probably get bored and watch a bunch of ghost nexflix.

If i got magic genie i would wish that Rylan got a genie that granted wishes to me.Then i would would kidnap Rylan and make him wish for good stuff for me. I would also wish that Rylans quotes   never got on ms hudson magical sheet of quotes. I would also wish that Mrs hudson would stop giving us grammer.So then i would never have to do any grammer again in ms hudsons class. Then with my free time in mrs hudsons class we would do something different like play tanki or something cool like that.So thats what i would do.

I believe there is no set place called home. I believe home is any place were you can eat and sleep while being safe. Home is also where your family is. So pretty much i consider any place where i am safe to be called home. For example if i went to mars and i was allowed to bring a friend or a pet a long and i had a comfortable bed along with me and i would be safe i would have no second thoughts about my home back in Illinois. So that is what home means to me.

I think Waldo is at Belgium. I hear he really like Belgium waffles and cold weather. I also heard once that NASA hired him for a top secret mission where he went to mars to find organic life forms and stumbled upon an entire alien city where the aliens experimented on him and gave him the power to turn invisible. When Waldo got back to earth he used his superpowers to fight crime and create childrens books. He took down many criminals like osama bin ladin and kim jong un.  But believe the Belgium story more than any other one.