I have no idea what to write because i don't have any celebrity crushes. I pretty much watch movies and go wow the girl in that scene was hot and then i forget about them for the rest of my life. So instead of that i'm going to say what i would do if i was a celebrity. I would be a celebrity because i would be the next great stand comedian and actor. I would have millions of dollars and retire at the age of 34 and bye my own island and called jacob island because that's my name. Then i would live on that island for the rest of my life.  

I am gonna tell you two truths and a lie. Begin! I once had a fear of fireworks from like 3 to 7th grade and I never went to firework show for years. Once to arizona and while i was there i drove past the stadium where they were gonna play the superbowl that year and the place was pack and traffic was crazy. Once i went bungee jumping off the empire state building illegally and then i got caught by the cop and had to spend 3 nights in jail until the cia recruited me to become a secret agent.

My sibling are all right but sometime they can be very annoying. Like when my sister hogs netflix because she too cheap to let us view it on two screens so i am forced to wait until she id done watching her really dumb show like pretty little lairs and dumb crap like that. But my little sister is all right because she never really ever bothers me. My older brother steve is never home anymore because he goes to colage and works and then when he comes home he just sleeps. So all my sibling are really boring so yeah.

Overall I don't think 2015 was a very good year. Because one reason is because Donald trump decided to run for president and some people actually like him. And  Isis popped up in 2015 so that wasn't a good thing. But for myself nothing really that great happened to me this year. I just try to get though school without losing my mind. I guess one good thing that happened is that i grew a lot taller so now i am at least an average height. So i guess in general 2015 was a year that nothing really great happened and it was just ok.

I really never like playing in the snow because snow is wet and and cold but if i did have unlimited snow building power i would probably build a big fort so i could live in that because as long as i build it somewhere where it never gets above freezing i could totally live in that snow fort. snow acts as great insulation and i would never have to pay taxes on my house. Plus if anything on my house starts failing a part i could just go outside and get some snow and patch up my house.

So last Friday i was doing some homework in Ms Hudson. Because she assigns dumb grammar packet and they're hard. So she had to run to the teachers lounge to grab a drink and i decide to go on a adventure. So i move a book shelf and found a trapdoor so i slowly opened the trap door. It creaked and dust went ever. Next thing i know i heard a voice say Welcome To Walmart!!So it turns out the teachers have an entire Walmart under the school with employees and ever. So first thing i did was go to the deli and eat a sandwich. After i lived happily ever after.    

If i could design a parade in my honor i would probably make it like 1 mile long and make all the floats have candy because candy is boss. Also i would have big inflatable balloon of a tank and then i would have no marching bands because they are too loud. Also Tom Cruise would be there and so would Elvis because Elvis is not dead he is hiding out in Africa with Micheal Jackson and Paul Walker. Also several of the floats would throw out money to the crowd mostly to me then i will be rich and be able to continue my plans for world domination.