If i could design a parade in my honor i would probably make it like 1 mile long and make all the floats have candy because candy is boss. Also i would have big inflatable balloon of a tank and then i would have no marching bands because they are too loud. Also Tom Cruise would be there and so would Elvis because Elvis is not dead he is hiding out in Africa with Micheal Jackson and Paul Walker. Also several of the floats would throw out money to the crowd mostly to me then i will be rich and be able to continue my plans for world domination.