If my life had a theme song it would probably be about being trapped in a prison the normal folk like to call school. It would probably be a rap about me being stuck in the lab writing blogs and it would be sung by lil Wayne because he is the worst rapper I can think of. The rap would go like.. There's Jacob doing his blog, he kinda looks like a hog, then he gonna go home and pet his dog, But he stuck in school, lookin like a fool, wishing he could swim in a pool.