The award for most interesting part of the class goes to..... Brody and Jeffery doing stupid stuff that was entertaining.

The award for least favorite part of class goes to....... grammer tests.

The award for hardest I have ever laughed in that class goes to.... that time Rylan and Brody did the skit on Beowulf and they need a prop sword and Rylan drew it on the white board. And at the end of the skit he went up and rubbed the white board to symbolize him stroking the sword.

The award for favorite memory of this class goes to.... the star wars Macbeth skit I did.

The award for best thing about hudson as a teacher goes to ..... her not giving as that much homework.

The award for Thing Hudson could do to make this class better in the future goes to..... stop making us do grammar stuff.

The award for any final comments to hudson goes to.... Leonardo Dicaprio

   

If i could give a world advice to the juniors it would be to pay attention in Algebra 2 because you really need to know all that math stuff when you take the act. Also take the class Marine bio because if you take that class you get to go to shedd aquarium and it is a very cool place. Another piece of advice is do your grammar packets before the night before the test. Because then Mrs. Hudson will help you if you have any questions. Also take a Spanish class because Spanish is a pretty awesome class.

If I got amnesia my five people would probably be Evan, Rylan, jeffery, smitty and micheal. I choose them because they would probably tell me exactly what went on in my old life.But if they didn't they would probably tell me that I had a job as a clown in a circus and that I eat bugs to stay alive. Then since I though i was actually a clown I would join the nearest circus and live at my life as a clown there. Then I would probably die of some weird disease because of all the bugs I ate.

If are class invested in a submarine, I would call it old Bessie and it would be a huge nuclear submarine equipped with missiles and everything. Are class would go on many adventures and do fun stuff like the game. First one to hit kim jong un's house with a missile wins. Also we could take over small islands in the pacific and make them into are own nation. Then we could take the submarine to the bottom of the ocean and catch angler fish and sell them to children. So they can put them in their fish tanks.

To whomever this may concern

 You have helped me though a tough time in my life and for that I thank you. But I is time for me to tell you that underneath my house is a cave and in that cave is an entrance to Narinia. I f you continue to Narinia you will stumble upon my castle. In the basement of my castle is the bat cave. So now you know am batman. That is my gift to you for helping me though my tough times in life. Also if you see joker tell him I said hi.
                                                                                    sincerely Batman  

The song I'm writing a story about is Thunder struck by AC/DC. It is about an explorer who went out to find new lands but when he left his house he got struck by lighting and gave him superpowers. He gained the power of flight and the ability to shoot lighting bolts out of his hands. He called himself THUNDERSTRUCK!! Then with his new powers he went and fought criminals. So then one day he found a new villain called Mr. Broom.  When Mr Broom saw Thunderstruck he said " I'm gonna sweep you off the streets" and then Thunderstruck gave him a lightingbolt to the face and everybody lived happily ever after.

I am a very witty person. All of my comebacks are straight fire and I roast the person so hard they never talk smack again. When I am at home,my sibling are always hiding because they are afraid of the roasting that is bestowed upon them when I find them. It always helps if you use words like "what are thoseeeee" and "your mom" and a classic "your face". Here's an example, lets say Miss Hudson comes up to me and says "your writing is so horrible im gonna have to fail you" and I say "well your face is horrible and what are thoseeee". There you are now an expert at roasting people but remember great power comes with great responsibility.

If my life had a theme song it would probably be about being trapped in a prison the normal folk like to call school. It would probably be a rap about me being stuck in the lab writing blogs and it would be sung by lil Wayne because he is the worst rapper I can think of. The rap would go like.. There's Jacob doing his blog, he kinda looks like a hog, then he gonna go home and pet his dog, But he stuck in school, lookin like a fool, wishing he could swim in a pool.

I don"t think i have any inside jokes with anyone. Because if something funny happened i probably told it to everyone. But, i have a lot of regular jokes like what what do you call a policeman that been in bed all day........An undercover cop!  Another one of my favorite jokes is my Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo! And another good joke is  What did the inflatable principle say to the inflatable boy who brought a pin to the inflatable school........Not only have you let me down. you've let yourself down, in fact you've let the entire school down! Thank you i'm here all day.

If I could visit anywhere in the world without worrying about the cost I would probably go to Antarctic. I would go to Antarctica because I like cold weather more than I like hot weather and what better place to be than the coldest place on earth. And if I was there I could go watch the leopard seals eat penguins right off my back porch. Also since global warming is happening I could watch huge chunks of Ice break off the side of the mainland and float away taking 4 seals along with it. Plus I think it would be fun to be able to sled year round.

Well the couple I think had problems after the magic was gone was totally sleeping beauty. I mean how is that relationship gonna work if the reason you get married is because some one kissed you in your sleep. Like that's really creepy. I bet after they got married the prince made some sexism comment and sleeping beauty was all like Hell No! Because they barely know each other and he roasted her. She would probably be pissed. Then they would go to marriage consoling and then the marriage would end in divorce and sleeping Beauty would take everything in the divorce settlement.

If i woke up in 1000 years the year will probably be destroy because of nuclear warfare so there will be mutated creatures and I will have to be an adventurer and survive in the wasteland by killing mutated creatures. It will pretty much be the video game fallout but a few changes. All the mutated creature would only be like 3 inches tall so it would be like smashing flies if they ever bothered me.
Then the sky would also be colored purple for all eternity because the nuclear fallout changed the color of the worlds atmosphere.

I have no idea what to write because i don't have any celebrity crushes. I pretty much watch movies and go wow the girl in that scene was hot and then i forget about them for the rest of my life. So instead of that i'm going to say what i would do if i was a celebrity. I would be a celebrity because i would be the next great stand comedian and actor. I would have millions of dollars and retire at the age of 34 and bye my own island and called jacob island because that's my name. Then i would live on that island for the rest of my life.  

I am gonna tell you two truths and a lie. Begin! I once had a fear of fireworks from like 3 to 7th grade and I never went to firework show for years. Once to arizona and while i was there i drove past the stadium where they were gonna play the superbowl that year and the place was pack and traffic was crazy. Once i went bungee jumping off the empire state building illegally and then i got caught by the cop and had to spend 3 nights in jail until the cia recruited me to become a secret agent.

My sibling are all right but sometime they can be very annoying. Like when my sister hogs netflix because she too cheap to let us view it on two screens so i am forced to wait until she id done watching her really dumb show like pretty little lairs and dumb crap like that. But my little sister is all right because she never really ever bothers me. My older brother steve is never home anymore because he goes to colage and works and then when he comes home he just sleeps. So all my sibling are really boring so yeah.

Overall I don't think 2015 was a very good year. Because one reason is because Donald trump decided to run for president and some people actually like him. And  Isis popped up in 2015 so that wasn't a good thing. But for myself nothing really that great happened to me this year. I just try to get though school without losing my mind. I guess one good thing that happened is that i grew a lot taller so now i am at least an average height. So i guess in general 2015 was a year that nothing really great happened and it was just ok.

I really never like playing in the snow because snow is wet and and cold but if i did have unlimited snow building power i would probably build a big fort so i could live in that because as long as i build it somewhere where it never gets above freezing i could totally live in that snow fort. snow acts as great insulation and i would never have to pay taxes on my house. Plus if anything on my house starts failing a part i could just go outside and get some snow and patch up my house.

So last Friday i was doing some homework in Ms Hudson. Because she assigns dumb grammar packet and they're hard. So she had to run to the teachers lounge to grab a drink and i decide to go on a adventure. So i move a book shelf and found a trapdoor so i slowly opened the trap door. It creaked and dust went ever. Next thing i know i heard a voice say Welcome To Walmart!!So it turns out the teachers have an entire Walmart under the school with employees and ever. So first thing i did was go to the deli and eat a sandwich. After i lived happily ever after.    

If i could design a parade in my honor i would probably make it like 1 mile long and make all the floats have candy because candy is boss. Also i would have big inflatable balloon of a tank and then i would have no marching bands because they are too loud. Also Tom Cruise would be there and so would Elvis because Elvis is not dead he is hiding out in Africa with Micheal Jackson and Paul Walker. Also several of the floats would throw out money to the crowd mostly to me then i will be rich and be able to continue my plans for world domination.

I didn't really have that many thorns this week because this week was very boring but the highlight of my week were that i had a Spanish test on Thursday that was really hard. Also basketball practice started this week so i im pretty excited about basketball season starting but the first practices are kinda boring because Mr Davis is teaching all the freshman all of the plays and i know them all already so it is pretty boring  but soon all the freshman will know the plays so practices will get more fun so that is ok.