I am a very witty person. All of my comebacks are straight fire and I roast the person so hard they never talk smack again. When I am at home,my sibling are always hiding because they are afraid of the roasting that is bestowed upon them when I find them. It always helps if you use words like "what are thoseeeee" and "your mom" and a classic "your face". Here's an example, lets say Miss Hudson comes up to me and says "your writing is so horrible im gonna have to fail you" and I say "well your face is horrible and what are thoseeee". There you are now an expert at roasting people but remember great power comes with great responsibility.

If my life had a theme song it would probably be about being trapped in a prison the normal folk like to call school. It would probably be a rap about me being stuck in the lab writing blogs and it would be sung by lil Wayne because he is the worst rapper I can think of. The rap would go like.. There's Jacob doing his blog, he kinda looks like a hog, then he gonna go home and pet his dog, But he stuck in school, lookin like a fool, wishing he could swim in a pool.

I don"t think i have any inside jokes with anyone. Because if something funny happened i probably told it to everyone. But, i have a lot of regular jokes like what what do you call a policeman that been in bed all day........An undercover cop!  Another one of my favorite jokes is my Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo! And another good joke is  What did the inflatable principle say to the inflatable boy who brought a pin to the inflatable school........Not only have you let me down. you've let yourself down, in fact you've let the entire school down! Thank you i'm here all day.

If I could visit anywhere in the world without worrying about the cost I would probably go to Antarctic. I would go to Antarctica because I like cold weather more than I like hot weather and what better place to be than the coldest place on earth. And if I was there I could go watch the leopard seals eat penguins right off my back porch. Also since global warming is happening I could watch huge chunks of Ice break off the side of the mainland and float away taking 4 seals along with it. Plus I think it would be fun to be able to sled year round.

Well the couple I think had problems after the magic was gone was totally sleeping beauty. I mean how is that relationship gonna work if the reason you get married is because some one kissed you in your sleep. Like that's really creepy. I bet after they got married the prince made some sexism comment and sleeping beauty was all like Hell No! Because they barely know each other and he roasted her. She would probably be pissed. Then they would go to marriage consoling and then the marriage would end in divorce and sleeping Beauty would take everything in the divorce settlement.

If i woke up in 1000 years the year will probably be destroy because of nuclear warfare so there will be mutated creatures and I will have to be an adventurer and survive in the wasteland by killing mutated creatures. It will pretty much be the video game fallout but a few changes. All the mutated creature would only be like 3 inches tall so it would be like smashing flies if they ever bothered me.
Then the sky would also be colored purple for all eternity because the nuclear fallout changed the color of the worlds atmosphere.

I have no idea what to write because i don't have any celebrity crushes. I pretty much watch movies and go wow the girl in that scene was hot and then i forget about them for the rest of my life. So instead of that i'm going to say what i would do if i was a celebrity. I would be a celebrity because i would be the next great stand comedian and actor. I would have millions of dollars and retire at the age of 34 and bye my own island and called jacob island because that's my name. Then i would live on that island for the rest of my life.